Author Archives: Andy Chrestman

Writing and Pooping

You know that feeling of levity and satisfaction that comes immediately after taking a huge dump? Thats a bit like how I felt immediately after writing about last week’s trip to Disney World. I felt lighter, calmer and more in … Continue reading

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On tantrums and magic: Disney World

As our plane touched down in Orlando this past Monday, I turned to my neighboring passenger. “We’re here, Amelia!” I announced in an attempt to generate the same enthusiasm and excitement I was feeling. As Amelia took in the non-descript … Continue reading

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6 Things My Son Has Taught Me

Dear Kohl, Well Happy 6th Birthday, fuck head. Rather than spend every second of quality time I can with you before you pass out for the night, I have chosen to tuck myself away in the other room and write … Continue reading

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